Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 28, 2015

so we won’t get anything different after 3 yrs?

Yeah, armfuls of tattoos, a chiseled facial profile flanked by moody sideburns and a trendy 5 0’clock shadow, and a muscle tee generally beats out the “Hiya, I’m the referee from the newest version of the Candy Land” shirt ’n shorts……

this is a fantasy, then. a retail sales clerk who isn’t a rude, annoying, obnoxious, hates customers and people, lazy, and not on their phone.

I hope Nate finds MG at his school.

Aw man!

come on!

Don’t count your chickens before they’re hatched, anyway. Been there, done that.

Rejected!

So. What else is new?

What are these ‘cheeks’ of which he speaks?

I’m confused…. was she supposed to be attractive??

What the heck is happening in the third panel? The dialog and their faces are something out of a cheesy romance.

Can you say OOF?

Is it just me or did the pants turn grey from blue in the second panel?

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ready for what-?..

Good try, Mr. Wright.

who else noticed the pants changed color?

Oof.