Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 06, 2015
September 05, 2015
September 07, 2015
Transcript:
Reality Check Having believed for years that it was the center of the solar system, astronomers discovered that the sun had been in the corner of the page all along. Those darn little kindergarten kids were right all along!
Old Sol never did feel like he had to be the center of everyone’s attention. That’s why they call him Mellow Yellow. (Quite light.)(And now he will exit, page right.)
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 9 years ago
It’s only one quadrant. The actual center is the upper left corner of it. In the opposite quadrant, the center is the lower right corner.
whiteheron about 9 years ago
So it isn’t ’sunrise" or “sunset” but “page up” and “page down” ?
Ubintold about 9 years ago
And here we thought we’d advanced in the realm of science. Oh well, I think I’ll just stay away from the edge of the earth.
Arianne about 9 years ago
Old Sol never did feel like he had to be the center of everyone’s attention. That’s why they call him Mellow Yellow. (Quite light.)(And now he will exit, page right.)
Perkycat about 9 years ago
This is quite funny! Very good, Arianne!
Darque Hellmutt about 9 years ago
Arianne ;; “Quite Rightly…” http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/donovan/mellowyellow.html
prince valiant Premium Member about 9 years ago
Whadda know…everything I learned was in kindergarten!
brucewayne25 about 9 years ago
you oughta know better than that dave. they were there yesterday.