Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for July 29, 2015

I would have to agree with him.

“ok, let’s try " You want to trade places?’ "

It’s better than “I wish you were an Oscar Meyer Weiner.”

Makes sense to me!

Police brutality never stops does it?

How about…….“Let me speak to your Supervisor”…………..

Check out the face in the Prisoner’s jeans (she says demurely)

He should shout “Fire!”—maybe he can take the officer with him.

“I wish I wasn’t here”?.And he shouldn’t be. The correct expression is, “I wish I weren’t here,” and such a grammatical crime is a HANGing offense.

Ok Ok, for those who want to hear about the Smothers Brothers and CHOCOLATE…

Happy Dance!