Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 13, 2015
August 12, 2015
August 14, 2015
Transcript:
Man: We'll take this redheaded spitfire to the boss... he'll decide what to do with her. Man 2: One of our scouts has a note form the big man she was with! The one with the jaw that won't quit! Narrator: Batten down the hatches! Breezy has been captured by pirates! Man 3: "Give back the Redhead or face the angry swarm of my dukes as I parade them across all your faces until you scream for the mothers you obviously didn't listen to. Regards, Rip Haywire." Man 1: That's quite a long-winded threat. Man 2: And it's on embossed stationary! Is that class or what?
Kali39 over 9 years ago
A little too classy, don’t you think? Rip took the time to find embossed stationery?
miqq1234 over 9 years ago
…good one…“angry swarm of my dukes as i parade them across all your faces”…
Chithing Premium Member over 9 years ago
KA-SWARM!
StoicLion1973 over 9 years ago
Uhm…where did Rip get the embossed…TNT, of course!
Lyons Group, Inc. over 9 years ago
Now if that note doesn’t strike fear into the hearts of evildoers, I don’t know what will!
CYGNUS X1 over 9 years ago
So where is the baby? And why haven’t we use d the diaper bombs?
hablano over 9 years ago
He embossed it with his fists, of course!
Dragoncat over 9 years ago
The scout looks like he’s had a sneak preview of what’s in store for them.