PreTeena by Allison Barrows for November 25, 2016

Well, I WAS enjoying the strip, up to the 4th panel…

What are the odds of THAT being the subject of two strips today. See The Flying McCoys.

Oooookayyy, way to go there, Teena. Now I’m sick.

I thought my nose was running and I found out that it’s snot.

I recall from my youth, the phlegm has a sharp taste. Just part of our filter system along with the hairs. Why breathing through your nose is recommended. No filtration system in the mouth.

Stop!

“When you’re dancin’ with your honey/And your nose feels wet and runny,/Don’t think it’s funny/‘Cause it’s not!”

Sniffing with a runny nose is drinking your boogers

Those two should make a good pair….but let’s snot go there.

That didn’t stop you from kissing him, Tina.

There’s actually a scientific term for this: mucophagy.

My nose runs and my feet smell.