The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for June 08, 2010
June 07, 2010
June 09, 2010
Transcript:
Eno: I can't get over how well this first date is going! It's like we were made for each other. eno: Sorry if I've been dominating the conversation. It's just that I feel like I can totally open up around you. eno: I hope you feel the same way. Woman: No hable ingles!
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comicgos over 14 years ago
SHE is the PERFECT match for Eno!
ksoskins over 14 years ago
You say to me that love is blind. No, no, I reply, “Love is deaf!”
Llewellenbruce over 14 years ago
When she learns English she’ll dump him.
Plods with ...™ over 14 years ago
Because it’s mindless humor, Nabuquduriuzhur?
thampacks over 14 years ago
Be careful Eno, she comes with a family of 20!
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
And you won’t be able to understand her when she nags you to do something. Perfect!
lewisbower over 14 years ago
I want a mail order bride from some real backward place who speaks a language understood by about 500, There would be no contact with the neighbors, no TV, and no media. I would teach her American ways like washing the floor on her hands and knees with a brush, ironing all my clothes, being grateful for a new dress every year, addressing me as Lord and Master, and all sorts of American ways. If the authorities ever came I would say she was my mentally ill sister and I had the burden of taking care of her. Pretty sharp plan, eh?
Hold it, there are some uniformed men at the door.
lazygrazer over 14 years ago
Nothing wrong with your idea, Lewreader….except it’s about 6,000 years too late.
cleokaya over 14 years ago
I can’t believe my eyes. Is Eno drinking water?!? Nah, it can’t be, it must be a Blue Hawaiian.
jump4joy over 14 years ago
She must be blind, too.
gblehgocomics over 14 years ago
at least the grammar’s correct… Todos personas siempre escriben “No Habla Ingles”