Fang: Wow! That's a weird pair of sicks you've got there! Eno: Yeah. I found them in my drawer. Eno: The really weird thing is I have another pair exactly like it.
If you have a drawer of 10 pairs of white socks & 10 pairs of black socks and the electricity goes off before dawn and you are dressing in the dark how many socks must you pull out to make a matching pair?
comicgos over 14 years ago
Funny how that works!
Llewellenbruce over 14 years ago
They probably smell just as bad too.
lazygrazer over 14 years ago
Eno attempted to switch them around to make two perfectly matching pairs of socks, but it didn’t work because he has two left feet.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
I used that line in the eighties and the office cracked up. Used up my lunch going to the store.
cleokaya over 14 years ago
Good old Eno always dresses for success.
cleokaya over 14 years ago
I imagine Eno’s socks got entangled in a drunken sock swapping affair.
slhansen07 over 14 years ago
Eno, that’s an old, old joke.
saltyftw over 14 years ago
If you mismatch you’re socks on purpose, like so many of todays youths do, you will never again have mismatched socks.
Saucy1121 Premium Member over 14 years ago
Nab for the answer to #4 read “Waking in Dreamland” by Jody Lynn Nye.
pierreandnicole over 14 years ago
Well, heck, it may be an old joke but I laughed.
thampacks over 14 years ago
I thought dogs were color blind
Plods with ...™ over 14 years ago
I can answer two of your questions, Nabuquduriuzhur
The #2’s become #4. check the numbers 2 missing socks = 2 extra coat hangers, etc
Yakety Sax over 14 years ago
If you have a drawer of 10 pairs of white socks & 10 pairs of black socks and the electricity goes off before dawn and you are dressing in the dark how many socks must you pull out to make a matching pair?
Yakety Sax over 14 years ago
3 1 black. 1 white. the third one is either white or black.
Ed The Red Premium Member over 14 years ago
Go easy with that joke, it’s an antique.