Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
“Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
Watson replied, “I see millions of stars.”
“What does that tell you?”
Watson pondered for a minute.
“Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.” “Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.” “Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.” “Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant.” “Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.” “What does it tell you, Holmes?”
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: “Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!”
Dr. Frankenstein decided to do another experiment. He asked Igor to go out & get 2 freshly killed bodies. Igor checked every cemetery, but no one had died recently. As he was wondering what to do, a car careened around the corner, rolled and smashed down the nearby gully; the couple inside, Mr. and Mrs. Hill, were killed instantly. Igor was overjoyed and brought the bodies to the Doc, explaining what happened. “Wonderful!” Doc exclaimed, “Let’s start the experiment!” Igor put Mr. & Mrs. Hill on 2 tables and put on some soft music (it’s a little-known fact that the Doc liked music playing during his experiments). As the music started to play, Mr. and Mrs. Hill slowly sat up, wiped their eyes, and looked around. “Master! Master!” Igor cried… ♫ “The Hills are alive with the sound of music!” ♫
asrialfeeple over 5 years ago
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
“Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
Watson replied, “I see millions of stars.”
“What does that tell you?”
Watson pondered for a minute.
“Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.” “Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.” “Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.” “Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant.” “Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.” “What does it tell you, Holmes?”
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: “Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!”
dwane.scoty1 over 5 years ago
Was that what my Grandpa called an “English Sheep Dog Joke”? Perfect follow-up to today’s not funny Preteena!
Wren Fahel over 5 years ago
Dr. Frankenstein decided to do another experiment. He asked Igor to go out & get 2 freshly killed bodies. Igor checked every cemetery, but no one had died recently. As he was wondering what to do, a car careened around the corner, rolled and smashed down the nearby gully; the couple inside, Mr. and Mrs. Hill, were killed instantly. Igor was overjoyed and brought the bodies to the Doc, explaining what happened. “Wonderful!” Doc exclaimed, “Let’s start the experiment!” Igor put Mr. & Mrs. Hill on 2 tables and put on some soft music (it’s a little-known fact that the Doc liked music playing during his experiments). As the music started to play, Mr. and Mrs. Hill slowly sat up, wiped their eyes, and looked around. “Master! Master!” Igor cried… ♫ “The Hills are alive with the sound of music!” ♫
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 5 years ago
If you need to explain a joke it is already a failure. Good ones here.