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The only War on Christmas is the conflict stirred up by the religious right, for the purpose of increasing its sway over its blind, unthinking, followers.
âJawas roasting on an open fire,Sandman picking at his nose,Jedi carols being sung by a choir,And folks dressed up like C3POâs.
Everybody knows that matte lines and that old blue fill,Help to make this film look right,Tiny little âdroids, LEDs all aglow,Will find it hard to sleep tonight.
They know that Obi-Wan is on his way,Heâs loaded daddyâs old light saber on his sleigh,And every Storm Trooper is going to spy,To see if Jedi really know how to fly.
And so, Iâm offering this simple phrase,To Han and Luke and Chewie too,Alhough itâs been said many times, many ways,May The Force Be With You."
words by Linda Von Braskat-Crowe
Sung to the tune of The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting)
They could still do Jingle Bells, Deck the Halls, Happy Holidays, Frosty The Snowman, etc. If they want to go for Christmas-specific songs, add in a couple of more diverse options and it would be fine (the dreidel song, maybe something from Kwanzaa, etc)
rossevrymn almost 4 years ago
hm
Auntie Socialist almost 4 years ago
Christ Mass, actually
Darsan54 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
And a future FOX viewer is born.
ajr58(1) almost 4 years ago
The only War on Christmas is the conflict stirred up by the religious right, for the purpose of increasing its sway over its blind, unthinking, followers.
theincrediblebulk almost 4 years ago
this concept in songâŠ. https://binged.it/3sG0AFc
Willywise52 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Happy Holydays?
judy.palen almost 4 years ago
âWhile Shepherds washed their socks by night, all seated round the tub, and angel of the lord came down and they began to scrub.
At least that was the version I learned in compulsory religion class âŠ
Teto85 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Sing the religious songs in church and the secular ones outside.
Teto85 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
âJawas roasting on an open fire,Sandman picking at his nose,Jedi carols being sung by a choir,And folks dressed up like C3POâs.
Everybody knows that matte lines and that old blue fill,Help to make this film look right,Tiny little âdroids, LEDs all aglow,Will find it hard to sleep tonight.
They know that Obi-Wan is on his way,Heâs loaded daddyâs old light saber on his sleigh,And every Storm Trooper is going to spy,To see if Jedi really know how to fly.
And so, Iâm offering this simple phrase,To Han and Luke and Chewie too,Alhough itâs been said many times, many ways,May The Force Be With You."
words by Linda Von Braskat-Crowe
Sung to the tune of The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting)
jbarnes almost 4 years ago
They could still do Jingle Bells, Deck the Halls, Happy Holidays, Frosty The Snowman, etc. If they want to go for Christmas-specific songs, add in a couple of more diverse options and it would be fine (the dreidel song, maybe something from Kwanzaa, etc)
Jonathan K. and the Elusive Dream Girl almost 4 years ago
Since we are on the subject of âpolitically-correctâ Christmas music, I am going to make a prediction.
Here are the familiar lyrics from âThe Christmas Songâ:
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire.
Jack Frost nipping at your nose.
Yuletide carols being sung by a choir.
And folks dressed up like Eskimos.
Now that the term âEskimoâ has been redefined as derogatory, I can picture the lines being rewritten to read:
Yuletide carols being sung by a choir.
And folks dressed up in winter clothes.
Iâm not making an issue of this, just a prediction. If this comes to pass, I called it back in November 2020.