Heart of the City by Steenz for June 16, 2010
June 15, 2010
June 17, 2010
Transcript:
Dean: What's that face? Heart: It's the face of a girl who wanted waffles this morning... Heart: ...and all I Got was a dumb bowl of "froot loops." dean: Yeah. I just had a cereal bar. Heart: I guess this is the cold, dark future we've been warned about. Dean: I also had a flintsone chewable vitamin. Very Orwellian.
kfccanada over 14 years ago
Just wait till they hit 15….lol..
green_engineer over 14 years ago
It’s okay Heart, most stars seem to have disadvantaged childhoods! You’re on the right track :)
MorganZ over 14 years ago
At the very least, Heart can grow up to be a standup comedian. I’m impressed that Dean knows about Orwell.
Wenthral over 14 years ago
What’s wrong with Fruit Loops? Of course Lucky Charms is better.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED brought home four boxes of Raisin Bran. She is either sure about my digestive health or sick of making pancakes.”Part of a Healthy Breakfast”.Where’s the other parts? Strawberries and cream? Fritters and syrup? Bacon and eggs? Doughnuts?
celeconecca over 14 years ago
Soylent Green is people!
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
“Heart Lamarr, this homework assignment is unacceptable. Please report to Classroom 101.”
“Classroom 101? What’s there?”
“It’s the worst thing in the world.”
“A Rob Schneider movie? Christian Heavy Metal?”
“I told you. It’s the worst thing in the world. Here’s your hall pass.”
“Hmmmmm… Well, here it is, Classroom 101. I’ll just stroll in and…. AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Froot Loops! Dear God, NO! I’ll tell you EVERYTHING! 1492! The square root of 121 is 11! I before E, except after C! NOOOOO!!!”
We are the dead.
Shikamoo Premium Member over 14 years ago
Heart is hard done by, that’s for sure. Imagine getting food for breakfast!
Dean, if all you get is a chewable vitamin, you better look out for big brother watching you. A cereal bar? What kind of mom feeds children that?
Templo S.U.D. over 14 years ago
orwellian?
kfaatz925 over 14 years ago
Love it!
@fritzoid - short days ago we lived?
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
Nothing is better than waffles for breakfast. A bowl of Froot Loops is better than nothing. Therefore, a bowl of Froot Loops is better than waffles.
“I had Froot Loops for breakfast this morning. I have always had Froot Loops for breakfast, every morning.”
Plusgood, Heart. Doubleplusgood.
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
Tomatoes and cucumbers? Jeez… If you think Heart’s grumpy NOW…
bossyheifer over 14 years ago
Hey Dean, at least you’re not an “unperson”!
Ushindi over 14 years ago
fritzoid: Ancient species are sufficient science for our society and efficient policies are fancied to be fallacies. At least so I think…
(Yes, I know the rules, but I had to, regardless. One of those “LOL” things.)
eqo over 14 years ago
chikuku…no.
whats wrong with cereal bar…they’re tasty and portable!
can’t run to the bus stop eating a bowl of fruit loops.
Surly Squirrel Premium Member over 14 years ago
Heart certainly has the diva part down cold.
Decepticomic over 3 years ago
rerun