PreTeena by Allison Barrows for July 23, 2024

Neither is singing the National anthem while drunk, like a recent country western singer, that shall remain unmentioned….

Yes, we like them to be talented. Playing Flight of the Bumblebee on a slide-whistle definitely counts.

I’d like to hear those high notes burped.

careful while burping!

I had a niece who could burp the alphabet. Well – I still have the niece, but I bet she’s now too dignified (in her 20’s) to do it – in front of her uncle anyway.