Pickles by Brian Crane for June 15, 2010

and when he breathes? Watch your back, Earl.

How does one :CLICK” their toes?

It’s like snapping your fingers, only totally different.

sounds like my wife !!

Poor Earl, he can’t get ahead. LOL

I think she’d be happier if you didn’t even exist, Earl.

In due time Genius, in due time.

I think i saw this on a csi episode. She murders him and cuts him up with a jig saw and buries him all over the town and continues to cash his government checks….

Earl, vacate the premises until the mood has cooled… Best that way…

Their all in a bad mood after the first year together…

nighthawks: In that episode, the husband was already dead, of natural causes. Opal doesn’t have that excuse.

OPAL! You keep clicking that knitting needles loud enough while you knits the yarn. Then quit being a bad mood! :-/

One thing that couldn’t be responsible for Opal’s mood. I’m sure it’s not “that time of the month” anymore?

If he dies first, she’ll miss all his annoying little habits.

I feel Opal’s pain. I wish that centipede didn’t break one of his legs last week. I get annoyed everytime he walks with me going “99 [Click]…99[Click]…99[Click]…” Ooooo, it annoys me just telling you it!!

Maybe he “clicks” his toes like I do my ankle. I just move it, and I can hear the joint popping or clicking.

Boy, Look how sweet Opal is to him, you know most people don’t know how to read between the lines and see her affection being expressed here. Hey Earl, your a lucky guy!