At St. Peter’s Catholic Church in Toronto, they have weekly husband’s marriage seminars.
At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.
Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, ‘Wella, I’va tried to treat her nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of all is, I tooka her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!’
The priest responded, ‘Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?’
Giuseppe proudly replied, “I’ma gonna go pick her up.”
WoodEye about 14 years ago
Jake’s a dog…. err ant….. err…. pig!
MontanaLady about 14 years ago
Awwww, Jake, not fair!
COWBOY7 about 14 years ago
Ah, Jake, does the little lady know this way of thinking?
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ladywolf17 about 14 years ago
LOL!
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treeologist about 14 years ago
Heh heh I’ve heard this before
Rakkav about 14 years ago
So have I, and it’s not any more funny now than it was then.
ksoskins about 14 years ago
No one ever said that ants are monogamous or aunts, either.
BigChiefDesoto about 14 years ago
At St. Peter’s Catholic Church in Toronto, they have weekly husband’s marriage seminars.
At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.
Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, ‘Wella, I’va tried to treat her nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of all is, I tooka her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!’
The priest responded, ‘Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?’
Giuseppe proudly replied, “I’ma gonna go pick her up.”
Yukoner about 14 years ago
It seldom ends well.
lewisbower about 14 years ago
Hey, is it PC to make WOP jokes again?
Dkram about 14 years ago
My mom and dad have been married for 64yrs, and still going strong.
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GROG Premium Member about 14 years ago
An oldie but a goody..
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DolphinGirl78 about 14 years ago
BigChiefDesoto: Loved the joke!!! :D
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NE1956 about 14 years ago
Gee, who knew that ants live more than 20 years?
Go figger.
fritzoid Premium Member about 14 years ago
They’ve gotta be at least 21, Aaron, or they couldn’t hang out in a tavern.
Shikamoo Premium Member about 14 years ago
Swine! I hope your wife has the sense to change the locks.
Wildmustang1262 about 14 years ago
Go back to same ex-wife! LOLs! X-D
wicky about 14 years ago
So?
Ooops! Premium Member about 14 years ago
Get out the magnifying glass.
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oldguy2 about 14 years ago
And the sky is blue! What elce is new?
Coyoty Premium Member about 14 years ago
Jake tends to get antsy.
Ah, roam ants…