B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for June 16, 2010

Jake’s a dog…. err ant….. err…. pig!

Awwww, Jake, not fair!

Ah, Jake, does the little lady know this way of thinking?

Good Morning, LuvH8, Grog, Ladywolf, Woodeye, Tanya & Everyone.

LOL!

Hello and good morning Big Sister, Tanya, pamlicorat, Lonewolf, Grog, Dogsniff, woodeye, and everyone else.

Heh heh I’ve heard this before

So have I, and it’s not any more funny now than it was then.

No one ever said that ants are monogamous or aunts, either.

At St. Peter’s Catholic Church in Toronto, they have weekly husband’s marriage seminars.

At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.

Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, ‘Wella, I’va tried to treat her nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of all is, I tooka her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!’

The priest responded, ‘Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?’

Giuseppe proudly replied, “I’ma gonna go pick her up.”

It seldom ends well.

Hey, is it PC to make WOP jokes again?

My mom and dad have been married for 64yrs, and still going strong.

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An oldie but a goody..

Good Morning, ♠Lonewolf, Ladywolf, LuvH8 & Tanya!

BigChiefDesoto: Loved the joke!!! :D

A Hearty Good Hump Day to ♠Lonewolf♠, Ladywolf, Grog, pamlicorat and all fellow BC’ers!!!!

Gee, who knew that ants live more than 20 years?

Go figger.

They’ve gotta be at least 21, Aaron, or they couldn’t hang out in a tavern.

Swine! I hope your wife has the sense to change the locks.

Go back to same ex-wife! LOLs! X-D

So?

Get out the magnifying glass.

Good Morning Lonewolf, Grog, Little Sister, Tanya & Everyone

And the sky is blue! What elce is new?

Jake tends to get antsy.

Ah, roam ants…