Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for June 17, 2010

I see the pants as half-assed.

Actually they are dressed like prison inmates advertising their availability.

Lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

I see London, I see France…I see the sagers underwear…um

Such easy target for someone pull down when you least expect it…Maybe that will convince them keep pants up.

Perfect opportunity for an atomic wedgie, or even a pantsing.

I once fired a kid for improper dress. He didn’t even work for me. When his boss approched me to complain I fired him too. I had his entire crew removed for saftey reasons. Don’t mess with the Ironworkers…you’ll lose.

Not too swift; they’re just haft fast!

I think is funny the way the modern generation dress…. I remember when shorts WERE shorts…Today there cut just below the knee…I ask them are those long pants or short pants??? If there long pants there too short, and if there short pants there too long. You figure it out…When we were kids we tried to be sexy. Pants on the ground are NOT sexy.

Good luck running away after you steal a TV!

When I was a kid, Zoot-Suits were the rage. They sure as hell weren’t sexy !

When I was volunteering with teens at my church, I told them if I saw their underwear, I’d give them a wedgie. It only took one tug, and then I had the main culprit trained to keep his pants pulled up any time I was around. He learned it was a threat I was willing to keep.

Does he see his pants as half empty or half full?

Thats as proper as cleavage, butt cleavage.