Last Kiss by John Lustig for August 10, 2015

She was missing those good, good, good, good vibrations.

Sounds like good,clean fun…

She’s a spinster.

Had the cleanest dishes in the neighborhood, kept on having to run another cycle.

Best one since the Global Warming is like Orgasms

Betty Draper in Mad Men had a washer like that if memory serves.

So that’s why she always smells so rainforest fresh

Didja know they have handheld ones these days?

Huh. Ronald Reagan makes a cameo appearance in the original art. But it must not be the picture Jane Wyman’s in.

(I’m told they have miniaturized versions for that effect.)

Wash your sneakers with their laces tied together in a short knot. That’ll take care of your “balance” problem & get you right back on track. Repeat the process until you reach Nirvana and you know why it is a Buddist term that means “Blown Off”!

Reminds me of Robot Chicken.The robot banging the washing machine.

Reminds me of a friend who said she got orgasms riding horses. I guess that’s why it seems that stallion image means a lot to some women.

She been watching too much Robot Chicken

Buy a Harley and leave those poor appliances alone.

Earliest known version of phone sex.