Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 17, 2015
August 16, 2015
August 18, 2015
Transcript:
Breezy: TNT, get out of here! I've been captured by Pirates! TNT: So I've heard Rip wanted me to stay close. Breezy: They're taking me to some kind of milling camp... I think that's where all those townsfolk were taken. TNT: Don't worry, Breezy! Rip's got things under control! Probably! Narrator: Meanwhile, remember the assassin who is after Rip and Breezy? Man 1: The tall man with the jaw of iron is this way. Man 2: Why does the Hawaiian talk like that? He sounds like a robot cowboy! Man 3: Duh. The best hit men never talk like normal people, Barry!
Badeyes over 9 years ago
Maybe he’s hand delivering Rip’s 2 for 1 Groupon to the Luau.
Chithing Premium Member over 9 years ago
They must have the whole town ♪Workin’ in a coal mine, goin’ down, down, down…♫
B LeCren over 9 years ago
Kinda like the ‘Raiders’ sequel… all the kidnappees working in the mines…
Dragoncat over 9 years ago
Aaaaaaand… Pirates are normal people, too?
StoicLion1973 over 9 years ago
Panel 4 explains the Bond Hench rule…
Kali39 over 9 years ago
Because the only natives that Hollywood is familiar with all speak like Tonto [tv series and crap movie].