Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for June 11, 2010
Transcript:
Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Billy Dare Boy Adventurer with Quentin in SMUGGLERS' CAPE Ch. VILVI: The Absolutely Full Story Billy lunges to grab one of the broken chair legs! Billy: Must...get...weapon! Muscles flex, heartbeat accelerates, pupils dilate... Just then, a bacterium is born in his large intestine! Oblivious to the danger facing its host organism, the bacteroide commences a quest for nutrients! Its search becomes urgent as seconds pass, and its brief lifespan is threatened! Suddenly, out of the darkness, a single glycan-rich food particle drifts toward the bacteroide! Wasting no time, the single-celled organism feasts on the nutrient! Carbohydrate fermentation results in the production of volatile fatty acids that float toward Billy's intestinal wall! Absorbed into Billy's large intestine, the fatty acid molecules are broken down into triglycerides! Will the energy released by these triglycerides be sufficient to tip the balance in Billy Dare's deadly battle against Zoran Marconi? No! But...just then, Billy's thyroid gland releases a stream of triiodothyronine! NEXT Enter: the thyroxine-binding globulins!!
mrsullenbeauty over 14 years ago
Aww…I was hoping that glycan-rich food particle would become a recurring character.
NotableMusic over 14 years ago
I can’t WAIT for the thyroxine-binding globulins. Please rush that episode!!
Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago
it might be faster and more efficient to just kick Zoran in the nuts
webgrunt over 14 years ago
Heh. I love the Billy Dare comics almost as much as I love the God-man comics.
pschearer Premium Member over 14 years ago
It’s all Obama’s fault.
jpozenel over 14 years ago
I hope we’re not just being led on with the promise of the thyroxine-binding globulins in the next installment of Billy Date.
I would be very disappointed otherwise!
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
But wait! What’s Quentin doing during all this? And Bolling has the nerve to call this “The Absolutely Full Story”?!?
NoBrandName over 14 years ago
Well, it’s full of something.
fenneuter over 14 years ago
And to think they plan on making a film out of the Tin-Tin comics instead of Billy Dare!