Guys have cliche pickup lines. Women have cliche put-down lines.
If Gary gets exasperated enough, he just might return to his old raging blood-sucking vampire self again!
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Throw some Dr. Phil and Oprah quotes at him; that should finish him off.
Maybe some Wayne Dyer.
Death by cliché! One blow after another brings our gentle, Reform hero down. That woman is so cold; she is more soulless than vampire Gary!
Cliches more deadly than daylight!
All she really wanted is someone (anyone) to buy her a drink
October 24, 2014
cdward over 9 years ago
Guys have cliche pickup lines. Women have cliche put-down lines.
davidf42 over 9 years ago
If Gary gets exasperated enough, he just might return to his old raging blood-sucking vampire self again!
skeletor76 over 9 years ago
new modern way to kill a vampire
J Short over 9 years ago
Throw some Dr. Phil and Oprah quotes at him; that should finish him off.
J Short over 9 years ago
Maybe some Wayne Dyer.
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
Death by cliché! One blow after another brings our gentle, Reform hero down. That woman is so cold; she is more soulless than vampire Gary!
Malcolm Hall over 9 years ago
Cliches more deadly than daylight!
krcaddis over 9 years ago
All she really wanted is someone (anyone) to buy her a drink