Last Kiss by John Lustig for August 19, 2015

Opened mouth and inserted foot all the way to the hip on that one, sonny.

Double your pleasure, double your fun…..

But to be sure, you should get in bed beside her. Just for science.

Wasn’t this once a plot vehicle in an episode of “Life Goes On” (Patti LuPone doing the old “twin sister” bit?)

It wasn’t until I saw the Enter All Ye That Dare! tattoo that I knew it wasn’t you.

“She moves a lot better than you, though.”

at least NOT from my angle….

Except she’s thinner! And has a bigger bust! And actually moves! But other than that, you two are just alike

I didn’t realize it wasn’t you until she started doing things you would never dream of doing and by then it was too late to turn back……..

Is he trying to say it all looks the same……I have been on DeviantArt……seen some pictures…..No, no it does not look the same.

Wait till he sees her brother…

If her sister spreads her legs as readily as her how would he know the difference?

I don’t remember the woman’s name; but I once heard a female comic say that being a blonde — especially, a blonde with a high, nasally voice — had its advantages: “I didn’t meeeean to make love to your brother! He tricked meeeee!”

“… and you know who else looks just like you,the maid and the nanny and that hot little barista at the coffee shop and the checkout girl at the Piggly Wiggly and…”