Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 26, 2015

Dogsniff, how do you come up with such great one liners….?..You’re awesome, man…

At least he doesn’t go railing on and on about it…..

Sensational. :)

The track is more what you’d call “guidelines” than actual rules.

Losing track??Apparently the ties don’t work very well.(And if you’re in the hemisphere that calls them “sleepers”, neither will that so-called joke.)Btw… I think maybe Dogsniff just has a one-track mind. Pretty sure nobody has to coach him to come up with this stuff.

Frank: I don’t see the light at the end of the tunnel. I AM the light at the end of the tunnel.

Just because we don’t always comment doesn’t mean that the lines are losers. Sometimes you just leave us speechless.Onward into the fray!

Frank Jones comes from a long line of RR men…...Driving that train, high on cocaine,Casey Jones YOU BETTER, watch your speed.Trouble ahead, trouble behind,And you know that notion just crossed my mind.

Oh come Dog ,in baseball you would at least be batting .300 (1for 3) as for me I am more like Bob Uecker !

And you got to admit Dog, that when you and SusanSunshine get done there is not much meat left on the bones for us peons !

All I can say to you

Jim needs to give Frank a roundhouse right……but not right in his caboose! Most trains are rather bland, but the Onion Pacific Railroad had a bit of spice to it……….

My baby took the Katy, an’ lef’ me a mule to ride.

Give me a brake, man. At least he knows how to conduct himself.

My son was slowly pulling a string of empty cars and didn’t realize it when one hit the ground. He’ll never live that down.

One out of three is usually scored .333 .

Follow the tracks of my tears.

Absolutely. There are lots of great lines and I wish there was a nice easy ‘like’ button. I’d be clicking it all the time.