Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for July 05, 2010

The suspense is killing me.

Which do you think will happen first? Gertie catching the thief, or the plane in Dick Tracy hitting the ground?

Set a motion-detector camera, Gertie, and go on to bed! In the morning you can clean up the mess…

We all know it’s just Walt, right?

Powerboy cool icon Old Matt Dillion of Gunsmoke. Who knows maybe Gertie tipped off who is eatting the extra food or it could be her employer who goes and eats everything.

It’s the homeless people that set the circus animals free a few weeks back. They set the animals loose and stole their food. Now they are stealing from Walt.

I am tense with anticipation!

(Or maybe it’s insufficient fiber in my diet.)

She’s not the only one biting anything. Everything about this sorry excuse for a comic strip bites.

Get outa town, gerdo. Hit the trail, gal. Ride that old grayhound bus awaay into the sunset.

I say Gertie’s sleepwalking and we’ll soon have a very sick caregiver.

The only problem is…now I want pie.

Change the name of this strip to “gerties’s alley”!!!

I wish our resident hack whiners could be replaced too. Looks like nobody gets what they want.