Scenes from a Multiverse by Jon Rosenberg for September 02, 2015
September 01, 2015
September 03, 2015
Transcript:
Alien Man: Oh come on, Baby. Don't be like that. Alien Woman: It's not you. I have to work in the morning. Alien Man: This NEVER happens on my level. I think the Lorenz-Fitzgerald contraction is really strong here. Alien Woman: Uh huh Alien Man: We can try again. Maybe if we went slower?
emptc12 over 9 years ago
Relativity speaking, it wasn’t exactly Special.
Christopher Shea over 9 years ago
There once was a racer named FiskWho took an incredible risk. When his dragster got traction, The Fitzgerald contractionReduced his wazoo to a disc.
Matchstick over 9 years ago
Alt-text: I imagine Hendrik Lorentz had this conversation at least once with his wife.
ToneeRhianRose almost 3 years ago
Haha! XD