Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 26, 2015
Transcript:
Phoebe: Mom and I bought new school supplies! Marigold: I, too, have acquired new school supplies! Phoebe: You don't GO to school. Marigold: I will have you know I have been taking SPARKLING LESSONS. Phoebe: So the school supplies are... like, a bunch of glitter? Marigold: Do not be absurd. There are also SEQUINS.
Templo S.U.D. about 9 years ago
Of course. Sparkling school and sequins. Why didn’t I think of that?
Aerotendo about 9 years ago
Can you imagine if they swapped minds for a day? One would learn sparkling lessons and the other would get weird looks for saying “unicorn!” in class. Lol! :)
Q4horse about 9 years ago
A Unicorn correspondence school?
DDrazen about 9 years ago
Don’t forget the rhinestones.
Simon_Jester about 9 years ago
And Show-Sheen, gotta have that Show-Sheen. ( Google it )
Comic Minister Premium Member about 9 years ago
I see.
PoodleGroomer about 9 years ago
There are remedial and advanced courses in holograms, crystals and prisms.
amaneaux about 9 years ago
Who needs Lisa Frank when you’ve got Marigold?
dogday Premium Member about 9 years ago
Yeah, Phoebe…don’t be ABSURD. (??!? I don’t know why that strikes me as so funny).
John W Kennedy Premium Member about 9 years ago
Actual sequins go back for thousands of years, but the word “sequin” originally meant a very small gold coin, first from Turkey, later from Italy.
brucewayne25 about 9 years ago
diamonds with gold woulda been better.
BloodMoonDragon13 over 2 years ago
Ah, glitter, the bane of art teachers. Also me.