Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for August 25, 2015

Wear a t-shirt that has your message printed on it.

“I’m with Stupid”?

Why would Betty be proud and happy to be Alex’s friend? Cheated and dumped from her job are more like it.

I like the purple one on top. How about an outfit that says “you’re a terrible person and I hope you fail miserably?”

So true!

Personally, Bub, I think your MOUTH will say that.

something tailored, but not too much. Like you’re already classy but just happened on this book signing.