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the candle stick maker gets his wicks from the government per governmental order of unionized candle stick makers. thus jack will have no luck in court as the judge will rule that the wicks were of governmental standard and from the government thus making it an impossibility for him to sue. AND the senator from âtake your pick of stateâ will immediately write a law that says that all candle jumpers will have to have asbestos seated pants in order to be able to jump candle sticks and since asbestos is cancer causing no manufacturer will be able to make them or sell them and so the art of candle stick jumping will come to an end thus protecting the candle stick jumpers from themselves and all the senators will pat themselves on the back while they pad their resume and all the media talking heads will pat themselves on the back for bringing this horrible self abuse issue to the nation and NOBODY will even come close to mentioning the fact that if jack had simply quite jumping candle sticks he wouldnât burn his bum. AND nobody will read this because it is too long so they will simply skip over it and vote for it.
rshive over 9 years ago
Something wick-ed this way comes.
tripwire45 over 9 years ago
Just once Iâd like some judge to throw one of these frivolous lawsuits out of court and the person who wants to sue along with it.
Al Nala over 9 years ago
Judge Judy would verbally blister his butt.
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
@Jamesyou and me both.
Make that three! Unfortunately, there is just to much money to be made through these frivolous lawsuitsâŠ
I Quit over 9 years ago
Jack be nimble,Jack be quick.Jack be litigious,Oh how sick.
Dewed over 9 years ago
Jack-Be-Flammable
Saddenedby Premium Member over 9 years ago
the candle stick maker gets his wicks from the government per governmental order of unionized candle stick makers. thus jack will have no luck in court as the judge will rule that the wicks were of governmental standard and from the government thus making it an impossibility for him to sue. AND the senator from âtake your pick of stateâ will immediately write a law that says that all candle jumpers will have to have asbestos seated pants in order to be able to jump candle sticks and since asbestos is cancer causing no manufacturer will be able to make them or sell them and so the art of candle stick jumping will come to an end thus protecting the candle stick jumpers from themselves and all the senators will pat themselves on the back while they pad their resume and all the media talking heads will pat themselves on the back for bringing this horrible self abuse issue to the nation and NOBODY will even come close to mentioning the fact that if jack had simply quite jumping candle sticks he wouldnât burn his bum. AND nobody will read this because it is too long so they will simply skip over it and vote for it.
legaleagle48 over 9 years ago
And Iâll ask you the same question. Whatâs your definition of âfrivolousâ?
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 9 years ago
@@legaleagle48@JamesâDefine âfrivolous.â "
. FRIVOLOUSof little weight or importancehaving no sound basis (as in fact or law) lacking in seriousness
rcerinys701 over 9 years ago
Actually, the idiotâs parents should be sued for letting a mental incompetent wander around without a keeper.
falcon_370f over 9 years ago
Jack be nimbleJack be quickJack jump over the candlestickIf only he had jumped a little higherHe wouldnât have caught his pants on fire