Frazz by Jef Mallett for September 27, 2015

I was going to say something about this year’s Hajj, but let’s have a moment of silence instead.

I’ve had swimmer’s itch. It’s no fun at all.

Or grass itch. That is why I never wanted to be “skins” for sandlot tackle football.

…no!Not the toilet brush.

The “throw away” panel from the newspaper strip has a pretty good spoff of the Beach Boys "Endless Summer album art.. too bad those don’t get shown on U click

Great move little girl.

The swimmer’s itch we get around here is caused by little parasitic worms burrowing into the skin between your toes. You’re welcome.

Jeff0811The second.