Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for August 28, 2015

’Tis the end of humanity as we know it!

Tony and Crazy BevI put the milk ON THE MIDDLE SHELF!!!No I didn’t, it wouldn’t fit, it’s on the door.

@TonyAs a kid I used to jump cliffs.But I didn’t wait for another kid to do it first.Now how crazy is that?

What crazy stuff did you do?

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Yesterday, or a long time ago?

I rode a bull when I was 7, without parental supervision (obviously); that may be the stupidest. It was funny when he threw me, but it was not so funny when he ran me into the low branches of the apple tree.

I may be crazy, but I am not stupid.

Bev…. How many guesses do I get?

I read this strip this morning.

I once climbed out the dorm window at my school. Sheets came untied, with the expected results. Only did it once. NOT as dumb as I look!

What crazy stuff do I do? I put things anywhere in the refrigerator they fit.. I never knew there were rules. It’s a small space – not like it’s a warehouse – everything is pretty easy to find. I have better things to get huffy about.

Did you check the milk?

It was okay last time I looked at it, and it was right where I left it……on the counter next to the fridge! Just a moment, I’ll go check!

Yup, it’s still there. It does look a little lumpy though, I’m sure it will still be okay!

You may joke about this, but I live with her.

What crazy stuff did you do?