Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 17, 2015

Is Rat slip-sliding to the left?

At least Rat is honest about his biases.

In short, Rat’s crooked.

The “sliding scales” of justice??

He tilted it because he wanted a slide.

Avoiding justice is the norm in the legal system. In fact, it is often the goal….

No “Just-us”, no peace.

Justice soon as I finish this beer.

Those who know Justice do not seek it.

Justice, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder.

It is to Madame Justice that I dedicate this concerto, in honor of the holiday that she seems to have taken from these parts, and in recognition of the impostor that stands in her stead.

- Know the difference between a lawyer and a carp? One is a bottom dwelling scum sucker and the other is a fish

Do realize that it only takes 5 0ut 9 lawyers for their vote to run this whole country of millions of people?

Rat’s motto: Justice is futile, you will be incarcerated.

Justice is slipping!

Instead of “subject” shouldn’t Rat have said “inclined?”

slip sliding away…

How very professional, Rat.

xxx

“Justice: a decision in your favor”

He calls it justice who got his way.

notice the bench is tilted far right

see kids? justice is bad for you. drink beer. smoke. do drugs. talk loudly inside any public transport.

we take no responsibility for further action and you will have to pay me billions of dollars to just get few bandage