Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 17, 2015
September 16, 2015
September 18, 2015
Transcript:
Goat: Hey, Rat, what happened to your judge's bench?
Rat: I tilted it to show that the scales of justice are not balanced in my courtroom, but are instead subject to my prejudices and whimsy.
Pig: We should avoid justice.
It is to Madame Justice that I dedicate this concerto, in honor of the holiday that she seems to have taken from these parts, and in recognition of the impostor that stands in her stead.
Bilan almost 9 years ago
Is Rat slip-sliding to the left?
BE THIS GUY almost 9 years ago
At least Rat is honest about his biases.
Sherlock Watson almost 9 years ago
In short, Rat’s crooked.
boyfromoz almost 9 years ago
The “sliding scales” of justice??
knight1192a almost 9 years ago
He tilted it because he wanted a slide.
Sisyphos almost 9 years ago
Avoiding justice is the norm in the legal system. In fact, it is often the goal….
flyertom almost 9 years ago
No “Just-us”, no peace.
whiteheron almost 9 years ago
Justice soon as I finish this beer.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Those who know Justice do not seek it.
mammamoonbeam almost 9 years ago
Justice, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder.
johndifool almost 9 years ago
It is to Madame Justice that I dedicate this concerto, in honor of the holiday that she seems to have taken from these parts, and in recognition of the impostor that stands in her stead.
OGWhatahunk almost 9 years ago
- Know the difference between a lawyer and a carp? One is a bottom dwelling scum sucker and the other is a fish
OGWhatahunk almost 9 years ago
Do realize that it only takes 5 0ut 9 lawyers for their vote to run this whole country of millions of people?
nosirrom almost 9 years ago
Rat’s motto: Justice is futile, you will be incarcerated.
dre7861 almost 9 years ago
Justice is slipping!
OldestandWisest almost 9 years ago
Instead of “subject” shouldn’t Rat have said “inclined?”
abbybookcase almost 9 years ago
slip sliding away…
Number Three almost 9 years ago
How very professional, Rat.
xxx
Phatts almost 9 years ago
“Justice: a decision in your favor”
Kind&Kinder almost 9 years ago
He calls it justice who got his way.
Goat (from PBS) over 3 years ago
notice the bench is tilted far right
Chinese Propaganda Machine 2000 almost 3 years ago
see kids? justice is bad for you. drink beer. smoke. do drugs. talk loudly inside any public transport.
we take no responsibility for further action and you will have to pay me billions of dollars to just get few bandage