Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 18, 2015

Now we know what Larry is the champeon of — beer drinking.

Better find a good place, Zebra, far FAR away from the crocodiles’ statue.

This is because Zebra didn’t spend his lifetime savigs, as Larry did. Talk about being stingy.

i’m not sure…but i bet beer goes better with pig…

Move it far from your border with the crocs, Zeeba Neighba! Larry has no respect for any kind of social or legal boundaries!

Two words, zebra: Elephant gun.

How can you drink a beer if you rest a beer ?

That’s a mighty small stone. I’m guessing not too many zebras have been killed by crocs.

That statue kills me

I’ll be very disappointed with the University of Florida if they don’t have a float in their homecoming parade based on Larry’s statue. [Yeah, I expect to be disappointed.]

Elephant guns need very large triggers, so they can get their trunks on them.

don’t worry zebra. statue or no statue, we all have way more respect for you than larry.

A good place for that stone would be on Larry’s head, while he’s sleeping.:You might even get a thank-you note from Patty!

Why should he?

Tell Larry to move that ridiculous (hilarious) statue of him!

xxx

Hmm, Larry’s adding on to the statue, increasing it’s height. Wonder where he got the money from. So much for Junior’s boarding school.

Larry doesn’t have a friend that he can tell “Hold my beer and watch this!”