Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 10, 2015

But maggot encrusted is still a fall-back staple along with cat poop.

This is just more yellow dog journalism.

…4 squares…

tan – yellow- taupe – blue – pink – yellow ; got it.Four squares and seven snacks ago, our four-footed brought forth upon this linoleum a scrap from the table, conceived in the basic food groups, fatty, salty, crunchy and sugary.

That’s a matter of opinion, dog. Don’t mess with my people food!

Companion wanted: Must be loyal, faithful, affectionate and supportive. Prefer house-broken, but will train.

Meanwhile, over at Old Mother Hubbard’s…

“It’s a Dog’s World” = Lesser known James Brown song.

My i please lick the plate?

One word…BACON!

I used to have a cat that loved French fries.He is gone now. He liked beer, too.

That cat lived to 10. The next one wouldn’t touch anything but dry cat food and water, and developed heart disease by 8. I’m not sure what the actual lesson should be, but it sounds like there ought to be one.