Pluggers by Rick McKee for September 19, 2015

Trust me on this: If it is a good sermon, no one is going to sleep through it!

Too bad that nap comes right in the middle of football.

I’m reminded of what happened in the Garden of Gethsemane to Jesus & the disciples (Peter,James & John). Jesus said to them after finding them sleeping, “Could you men not keep watch with me for one hour?” (Matt.26:40) We can spend our time all week getting on about our lives but not give an hour to Him on Sunday.

My pastor’s teachings are never boring. He does expositional verse-by-verse teaching that never ceases to be fascinating, even in the book of Ecclesiastes.

I’m reminded of the joke on how to spot those lond-winded pastors and priests. There are those who say ‘In conclusion’ and they finish their sermon/homily, as well as wrapping up after quoting; ‘Finally’. Then there are those who say ‘Lastly’ and they last and last and last!

I meant ‘long-winded’. :-")

…and then Liberals and Atheists whine that Christians are trying to “shove their religion down everyone’s throats”.

I love the word of the Lord. It is all those other words you use to justify the price of admission to your church.

I’ll ask this before, and I’ll ask it again. What species is Jesus Christ in the Pluggerverse? Christianity and taking animals seldom mix well. And what is the point of making the characters, anyway? Good funny animal strips have reason why their characters are of various species.

The J.A.M.What kind of dictionary do you use? There are a lot of liberal Christians, it is a required combination. In fact, a Jew did a good job of documenting that at Liberty University a couple weeks ago. Stop getting your definitions from the corporate media, it is only by accident that they ever speak the truth.

Trust me on this, it’s a lot easier if you are wearing dark glasses…

Not at our church. We praise and worship the Lord Jesus with a shout of triumph as His word says we can and should. Before, during and after the sermon.