WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for September 21, 2015

Philo Farnsworth’s less-intelligent grandson Ig?

But do those waffle irons have enough pixels? These days, nothing less than Hi-Def is acceptable.

I ran a deli and you need a panini press for even pressure.

this could be like swedish massage for tv sets, who clearly need it, they’re overworked