Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for September 22, 2015

I’m not sure there’ll be any left by then…but if there is, when the date is getting close, it’ll probably freeze well.

Parts of it have already turned to vinegar.

Why would the universe change its use by date to reference a religious sect’s numbering scheme on Dirt?

I have canned food from 2009.

Best buy, but not the store.

It’s like the monolith in 2001….who put the best by date there? And why didn’t they include a nutritional chart?

I thought I saw the same label on twinkies ?

That’s just a marketing ploy to get you to buy more universe when you haven’t even used up the one you have. Just skim off the red dwarves and keep using it.

I wonder, though, if it goes bad, how do we throw it out?

AD? After Da Big Bang?

Would have been funnier if the “sign” didn’t look so much like a regular caption. Perhaps glowing open letters.

About 14.7 Billion into it so far since the Big Bang.

If you want to watch the end, make a reservation at Milliways, the restaurant at the end of the universe.