Frazz by Jef Mallett for September 14, 2015

You’re half right. People are physically able to turn it off.

Funny. For me there was an ad for a $99 phone just on the right side of the page. Timing is everything.

Get an abacus.

When good tools go bad. Hey, that sounds like it could be a TV program.

You don’t even have to turn a phone off, just not answer it. There is nothing forcing you to answer a phone other than your ego.

there’s an app for that

Wow, comicssfan, you really had an unhappy childhood. But Frazz is there every day to give you a laugh. At least there’s THAT.

I don’t picture Frazz as someone who spends a lot of time playing with his smartphone in the first place. Have we ever seen him using any kind of electronic device? (Frazz also strikes me as one of those insufferable “TV?? Oh, I don’t even OWN a TV set” snobs.)