The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 15, 2015

A comb-over of biblical proportions.

This is where the term beachcomber came from?

Moses took the gift comb as an insult. And thus this is where the twelve tribes had a parting of their waves.

…he gave it away in spite of, or was it because of, not being able to part with it.

He found it useless. Sure, it could comb the beach, but it couldn’t part the sea.

Let my people comb?

Well, at least he could comb out the sandcrabs with it.

“Parting” the Red Sea. Groan.

SInce it’s a sea, wouldn’t a mullet be more appropriate.

I am NOT combing the desert again.

Great combments, everyone! ;)