Baldo by Hector D. Cantú and Carlos Castellanos for September 22, 2015

Ask Johnny Cash, Baldo. Oh, wait. He’s been dead since 2003.

What goes around comes around… if you’re lucky.

Oh sweet teenaged boys. They never change.

Agreed Baldo.

he’s one up on johnny cash. he’s planning to have it all be from the same year.

wait a minute. weren’t impalas those horrible cars of the 70’s? my mom had one

Aren’t those chain driver’s wheels kind of dangerous, can you imagine what would happen it you got a finger stuck in one of the links?

I had a 63 Chevy Impala rag top. I loved that car especially after swapping the tranny to a stick shift and the 327, 310 hp corvette engine. It wasn’t bad on gas if I drove properly. Shame it got rolled in an accident (not my fault) or I would still have it.

I still have my ‘71 Challenger convertible. We swapped the 318 & tranny for a 360 & tranny. It has a lovely rumble and runs great! And it’s a read head turner too in that bright Hemi Orange.

So the chain-link steering wheel is the most important part of your vaporware ’64 Impala, huh, Baldo? You know what they say is the most dangerous part on a car: The nut that holds the steering wheel.

Didnt ‘Zits’ do this?