Jeez, Joe. Man up and stop your whining! Someone with your resume doesn’t need to explain anything to anyone. Really, you don’t need to explain ANYTHING to ANYONE.
He didn’t say there’s no wood, Joe. He said “there’s no fire.” I’ve seen gas & kerosene furnaces that looked similar enough to what’s shown. We used to go camping at a log cabin on the top of the Rockies where the source of heat & cooking was a coal pile & a pot-bellied stove.
That joke must be so old that it’s new to me. And that’s pretty old!
But it’s funny.
I am still laughing at Allen, who is so surprised to see no fire at all in the stove yet that he interrupts himself. He’s not the type to start calling Delores a dope or anything, but no matter how inhibited/polite he is, he can’t help doing that double-take.
napaeric over 14 years ago
Build a fire. You have two matches. Your badge depends on this.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
Light the match first!
*Hot Rod* over 14 years ago
Two sticks and a blow torch….
Possum Pete over 14 years ago
Jeez, Joe. Man up and stop your whining! Someone with your resume doesn’t need to explain anything to anyone. Really, you don’t need to explain ANYTHING to ANYONE.
llong65 over 14 years ago
if he can get some wood and get a fire started, it will get up to 80/85 those things put out a lot of heat.
ottod Premium Member over 14 years ago
[Sigh!]
zev.farkas over 14 years ago
now if you could light a coal fire in a wood stove, or a wood fire in a coal stove, that would be a neat trick…
“Hey - do you know anything about parachutes?”
“Nope - do you know anything about gas stoves?”
ChukLitl Premium Member over 14 years ago
He didn’t say there’s no wood, Joe. He said “there’s no fire.” I’ve seen gas & kerosene furnaces that looked similar enough to what’s shown. We used to go camping at a log cabin on the top of the Rockies where the source of heat & cooking was a coal pile & a pot-bellied stove.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
JOE I guess you’re not old enough for this joke
If you had a candle, a stove,an oil lamp and one match, which would you light first?
The match.
olmail over 14 years ago
Granny to JED; ” i don’t know why Mr. Drysdale set such great store by this here stove, it don’t draw at all”
avonsalis over 14 years ago
Lew,
That joke must be so old that it’s new to me. And that’s pretty old!
But it’s funny.
I am still laughing at Allen, who is so surprised to see no fire at all in the stove yet that he interrupts himself. He’s not the type to start calling Delores a dope or anything, but no matter how inhibited/polite he is, he can’t help doing that double-take.