Free Range by Bill Whitehead for June 27, 2010

  1. Zappa sheik
    ksoskins  about 14 years ago

    He came dancing across the water With his galleons and guns Looking for the new world In that palace in the sun.

    Cortez The Killer, Neil Young
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  2. Text if you d like to meet him
    Yukoneric  about 14 years ago

    Natives should have done in Colombo and then there would have been peace on earth.

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  3. Beehive
    poohbear8192  about 14 years ago

    De spam man, he be like cockroaches.

    You see one ‘n den you see em all over the GD place.

    Dey leave a smell you know and de others just whiff it come along with.

    ‘N dey don’t know how ugly dumb they is.

    Dey gettin worse and we no can do nothin about it.

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  4. Sweet taffy
    Quabaculta  about 14 years ago

    I was wandering toonland with my Acme mallet, smacking the spammer, when I saw this huge green fellow using his huge fists to do it while yelling HULK SMASH

    Nice to have help from the other toons.

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  5. Baby angel with roses a
    Ushindi  about 14 years ago

    The start of illegal immigration…

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  6. Simpsonized me close up
    mrprongs  about 14 years ago

    Columbus proved the world was round. Columbo was a detective.

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