Monty by Jim Meddick for September 30, 2015
Transcript:
Still not back yet. Doctor, I've been thinking... When we had the egg sac specimen, onboard... Did the creatures response seem almost maternal?... The creature is... Is female?! And Dr. Montahue dove in his super flattering aquamarine Speedo swimsuit!!! Ok. I'll only go as far as first base, second base tops. By then hopefully the wine will kick in, she'll not off and I can make a run for it...
Rob Rex over 9 years ago
A woman actually said Monty was wearing super flattering clothing?! It was nice knowing you world while you lasted.
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
Don’t give in, Monty! Don’t be “easy” on the first date!(I hope that’s strong wine!)
Tossle Premium Member over 9 years ago
Will tadpoles create more tadpoles?
nitromicro over 9 years ago
Judging by the way the creature handled the rum earlier, I would say Monty is in for a long night.
Coyoty Premium Member over 9 years ago
Meddick is really stretching the product placement this time.
johndifool over 9 years ago
Planet Hell?
Thomas R. Williams over 9 years ago
Monty is unaware of the rohypnol and viagra in his glass.
SukieCrandall Premium Member over 9 years ago
Most old monster movies had such creatures being male. Fun to see that flipped!
reedkomicks Premium Member over 9 years ago
I thought we’d see all the others she captured!
jkemp58 over 9 years ago
Make a swim for it, not a run for it….
zenguyuno over 9 years ago
Or, the creature may be gay!
Mike Parsons Premium Member over 9 years ago
Yikes!
Badeyes over 9 years ago
He always attracts strong ‘women’.