Close to Home by John McPherson for September 23, 2015

So, let me get this straight.

Gesundheit !Or maybe it was his effort to cover with his leg to avoid spreading germs.

I hate when that happens.

I think that would hurt especially in a place where the sun doesn’t shine.

I knew a guy that sneezed and banged his head on an outside corner with a metal edge. He had to get stitches.

I’m surprised my husband doesn’t end up like this. After he sneezes, I always look up to make sure the roof is still there. J.Short – funny one!

Never sneeze while doing yoga.

Well, I broke a rib by sneezing.