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The announcement from the International Bureau of Weights and Measures that the new standard weight will be Sticks of Discount Pepperoni (SoDP, or P.) was met with mixed reactions.
the metre used to be defined as 1/10000000th of the distance the north pole to the equator, when travelling through paris, france. now it’s defined in terms of how fast light moves in a vacuum. hah! nice try, paris!
(I’m not Cavan, but) … LASER is an acronym for Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation. If you change the S to a Z it means nothing at all.
Ida No about 9 years ago
With 900 grams of real, 100% pure fat.
Coyoty Premium Member about 9 years ago
The announcement from the International Bureau of Weights and Measures that the new standard weight will be Sticks of Discount Pepperoni (SoDP, or P.) was met with mixed reactions.
cocavan11 about 9 years ago
Not “who are you talking to?”, but “to whom are you talking?” Got English?
prrdh about 9 years ago
Quelle horreur! Le bon Dieu didn’t even replace the ingot with a decent saucisson d’ail, but with a disgusting product of alien charcuterie.
ryanqnorth Premium Member about 9 years ago
the metre used to be defined as 1/10000000th of the distance the north pole to the equator, when travelling through paris, france. now it’s defined in terms of how fast light moves in a vacuum. hah! nice try, paris!
NWdryad about 9 years ago
My first super LOL of the day! Thanks, Ryan!But I thought it was in Switzerland?
ladamson1918 about 9 years ago
This cartoon is the Creationist’s wet dream.
CougarAllen about 9 years ago
(I’m not Cavan, but) … LASER is an acronym for Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation. If you change the S to a Z it means nothing at all.