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If Nate had gone to work on the pumpkin, how would he have turned out? Is this just a blatant representation of Marty’s idiocy, or does it show how, if Nate had had a chance, he would have utterly butchered himself?Sorry, I spent too much time debating on Alohomora.
Can marty do anything correctly? When he cooks he practiclly sets the house on fire. He can barely run. When he drove nate to a soccer game, it was the wrong destination.
It’s actually easier to cut yourself with a dull blade, because the force required to use it makes it harder to control, and when it slips it comes down with more force.
Sillyduddy101 over 9 years ago
Ouch.
SashaW over 9 years ago
A sharp knife is safer, you don’t need as mush effort to cut with it, with a dull knife you must work harder, and the knife may get caught, then slip.
T.A.S.K Master over 9 years ago
If Nate had gone to work on the pumpkin, how would he have turned out? Is this just a blatant representation of Marty’s idiocy, or does it show how, if Nate had had a chance, he would have utterly butchered himself?Sorry, I spent too much time debating on Alohomora.
jwondga over 9 years ago
This…. is eerie. I remember a very similar situation with my mother during the holiday season.
MajesticFalcon over 9 years ago
What do you think he’ll give out for treats this year?
orbenjawell Premium Member over 9 years ago
“Don’t doofus as I say, but don’t doofus as I doofus, either!!”
WingDing over 9 years ago
Lincoln is reading your thoughts jwondga. He may also enter your dreams.
laurac5800 over 9 years ago
Oddly enough, a sharp knife is safer with an 11 year old than a grown man.
Dr. Cesspool over 9 years ago
That’s definitely the wrong way…
paul GROSS Premium Member over 9 years ago
Most of my scars are from showing my kids how to do things safely.
Sabrejack Premium Member over 9 years ago
I use a Jigsaw
Tue Elung-Jensen over 9 years ago
Marty is just showing Nate how not to do it. :)
Comic Minister Premium Member over 9 years ago
You were saying Marty?!
Poollady1 over 9 years ago
Well now that Nate knows the wrong way……………………………
copper5297 over 9 years ago
wow just….wow
Bookworm/Animal Lover 123 over 9 years ago
great example you’re making for your kid, mr. wright.
zobbes over 9 years ago
Apparently, that was the wrong way.
Jim Kerner over 9 years ago
At least he wasn’t performing a circumcision.
michael100 over 9 years ago
Hey everybody. anyone remember me from like 2011?
lunareeveeeclipse over 5 years ago
I’m guessing “that’s way” means I DID THE WRONG WAY NOY GIMMIE AN C RAY
HanWoodson about 5 years ago
really stupid
We don’t do that here almost 5 years ago
Hey, a sharp knife is safer than a dull one
Wҽιɾԃ Exρɾҽʂʂισɳ Mαɳ over 4 years ago
Can marty do anything correctly? When he cooks he practiclly sets the house on fire. He can barely run. When he drove nate to a soccer game, it was the wrong destination.
AstralPenguin83 over 4 years ago
…and that is the wrong way
rey mondia over 4 years ago
Which side of the pumpkin get cut?
Nobody! over 4 years ago
dad: let me show you how its done. 10 min later #@$$#&*^#*&)(^!&%^!!!!!
The Cuddlefish about 4 years ago
I really hate this comic, it isn’t funny and it just makes me feel queasy, I can’t handle blood.
LOAFY about 4 years ago
It’s actually easier to cut yourself with a dull blade, because the force required to use it makes it harder to control, and when it slips it comes down with more force.
Over-Confident Nate (Comic Reviewer) about 4 years ago
you idiot
CarmineBazile almost 4 years ago
What a great way to do that wrong way!
hockey man almost 4 years ago
Dad right after the injury. $#%&*!!!
SpongeBob (Founder of The Spongebob Club) over 3 years ago
And this is the wrong way (does it Marty’s way)
(NOT) Randy Betancourt over 3 years ago
Marty’s main quote: “I’m not saying you can’t … it! But you’ve got to … safely!”
TheOneWithAPlanZ 12 months ago
That’s the… point!
stairclimber33 9 months ago
lol
Visca barca 3 months ago
Ooh gore