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JOE How do you say First Amendment? You use it to post your religious OPINIONS.. I bet God has big shoulders and can take a joke or two. If I think God is a three toed sloth, I have the right to say so. If that doesnât fit your imagined Deity, remember your views are a minority.
I believe that if Walter had asked, Jesus would be more than happy to heal his back pain. This is no more strange than using mud to restore eyesight, or sticking fingers in a deaf manâs ears to restore his healing. Would it be any easier for Namaan to do something great, than to dip himself in the Jordan seven times to cure himself of his leprosy? People say that theyâre Christian, but they take themselves so seriously, they forgot how to enjoy life at least once every day. How on earth (and in heaven) can you say youâre saved if you cannot find any joy in anything? Besides, it is a crying shame that you would choose to be offended about the whole thing. My goodness, itâs just a cartoonâŠif you donât like it, donât look at it.
How can one say that humanity is made in the image of the deity without acknowledging the possibility of a divine sense of humor as well? âTwould serve all those stern, humorless people right to get tossed into some dismal corner of an afterlife with the admonition that they should have laughed and enjoyed life more.
By the way, I have it on good authority that it took Mary years to break the boy Jesus of walking across the puddles every time it rained.
I am a Christian. I choose to take this cartoon for what it is - a joke. I think God does have a sense of humor, but itâs not a cartoon I personally would have created. For my own set of values, it very nearly crosses a line of respect I have for the name of Jesus Christ. However, I am not Mr. Hilburnâs judge. That being said, I wonder what would have been the response if the cartoon had featured an icon from a religion other than Christianity? If you are going to lean on the concept of free speech, you must acknowledge that it works in all directions, not just the ones you want it to.
Mr. Doty, you sound like the religious zealots in the Muslim community who want to censor cartoons which include Mohammed. What is offensive to me is your self-righteous attitude which comes across in many of your posts. YOU are not the Almighty and therefore YOU should not make judgements. If you donât like something, donât read it. Donât try to censor what the rest of us read because it offends you. Hitler was famous for that.
âThey say Jesus walked on Walter, and I know that itâs true, but sometimes I think that preacher man would like to do a little walkinâ tooâŠâ with apologies to Charlie Daniels.
Aircraft Eng - i think itâs âopiumâ of the masses, just misquoted. Anyway, Marx was sympathetic towards those whose economic situation gave them no happiness in THIS world, but a promise of some sort of afterlife reward. Today, it could easily be rewritten as âTV is the opiate of the massesâŠ.â
Iâm a Christian, and I have a sense of humor and I am certain God does too. Thereâs a huge difference between a hateful or disparaging cartoon and one that is light hearted and in no way negative.
I think this one is clever and Iâm sure Jesus would smile over it.
JoeâŠ.from a lurker who is addicted to the toons and all of these wonderful comments and puns that make my dayâŠ..try being a LURKER cause as Mama used to say, if you donât have something nice to say, put your hands in your pockets instead of on the keyboardâŠ.
JoeâŠ.from a lurker who is addicted to these toons and all the wonderful, funny comments and puns that make our dayâŠ.try being a LURKER cause as Mama used to say, if you donât have something nice to say, put your hands in your pockets instead of on the keyboard!
âHow many of my readers would have the industry and application to memorize two thousand verses, even for a Dore Bible? And yet Mary had acquired two Bibles in this way â it was the patient work of two years â and a boy of German parentage had won four or five. He once recited three thousand verses without stopping; but the strain upon his mental faculties was too great, and he was little better than an idiot from that day forth ââ
I am NOT Hindu, but I have achieved great inner peace by always asking âWWJAJDDâ before I embark on any course of action. Then, of course, I do the exact opposite. This has never failed meâŠ
The Bible does say that God laughs. Of course, in each case, Heâs laughing at the defiance of the people Heâs about to destroy, but it does say He laughs.
Anyhow, I think âwalking on Walterâ is pretty funny.
I just knew that this cartoon would draw some hateful comments.
I would say that people who canât stand a little light-hearted humor surrounding their religious icons are not very secure in their faith. Cristian, Muslim, Hindu or whatever.
There is a big difference between light-hearted humor and hateful mocking and if you canât distinguish between the two you probably shouldnât read the comics.
margueritem over 14 years ago
I could use some of that right nowâŠ.
leakysqueaky712 over 14 years ago
Hey, we all voluntered to do that a while back MargâŠâŠâŠbut you passed on the opportunity.
DoctorMoreau over 14 years ago
Walter and Irene?
ksoskins over 14 years ago
If only you believe like I believe, baby Weâd get by If only you believe in miracles, baby So would i
lewisbower over 14 years ago
JOE How do you say First Amendment? You use it to post your religious OPINIONS.. I bet God has big shoulders and can take a joke or two. If I think God is a three toed sloth, I have the right to say so. If that doesnât fit your imagined Deity, remember your views are a minority.
captainedd over 14 years ago
I believe that if Walter had asked, Jesus would be more than happy to heal his back pain. This is no more strange than using mud to restore eyesight, or sticking fingers in a deaf manâs ears to restore his healing. Would it be any easier for Namaan to do something great, than to dip himself in the Jordan seven times to cure himself of his leprosy? People say that theyâre Christian, but they take themselves so seriously, they forgot how to enjoy life at least once every day. How on earth (and in heaven) can you say youâre saved if you cannot find any joy in anything? Besides, it is a crying shame that you would choose to be offended about the whole thing. My goodness, itâs just a cartoonâŠif you donât like it, donât look at it.
runar over 14 years ago
How can one say that humanity is made in the image of the deity without acknowledging the possibility of a divine sense of humor as well? âTwould serve all those stern, humorless people right to get tossed into some dismal corner of an afterlife with the admonition that they should have laughed and enjoyed life more.
By the way, I have it on good authority that it took Mary years to break the boy Jesus of walking across the puddles every time it rained.
avarner over 14 years ago
God created man in his own image. Therefore, God probably has a sense of humor.
Most of us can verify this by simply looking in the mirrorâŠ
tilmer over 14 years ago
I am a Christian. I choose to take this cartoon for what it is - a joke. I think God does have a sense of humor, but itâs not a cartoon I personally would have created. For my own set of values, it very nearly crosses a line of respect I have for the name of Jesus Christ. However, I am not Mr. Hilburnâs judge. That being said, I wonder what would have been the response if the cartoon had featured an icon from a religion other than Christianity? If you are going to lean on the concept of free speech, you must acknowledge that it works in all directions, not just the ones you want it to.
Larry Miller Premium Member over 14 years ago
And of course the best place to hear jokes about God and stuff is from priests and ministers.
I wonder if that works for Muslim clerics too?
MisngNOLA over 14 years ago
Mr. Doty, you sound like the religious zealots in the Muslim community who want to censor cartoons which include Mohammed. What is offensive to me is your self-righteous attitude which comes across in many of your posts. YOU are not the Almighty and therefore YOU should not make judgements. If you donât like something, donât read it. Donât try to censor what the rest of us read because it offends you. Hitler was famous for that.
MisngNOLA over 14 years ago
âThey say Jesus walked on Walter, and I know that itâs true, but sometimes I think that preacher man would like to do a little walkinâ tooâŠâ with apologies to Charlie Daniels.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago
I have a t shirt that reads: who would jesus bomb?
He was a man of peace, as is his fellow man, the dali lama â it is ironic how many people down through the ages have been butchered in his name
Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
Bill Watterson
Packratjohn Premium Member over 14 years ago
â I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. They are so unlike your Christ.â - Gandhi
Packratjohn Premium Member over 14 years ago
Aircraft Eng - i think itâs âopiumâ of the masses, just misquoted. Anyway, Marx was sympathetic towards those whose economic situation gave them no happiness in THIS world, but a promise of some sort of afterlife reward. Today, it could easily be rewritten as âTV is the opiate of the massesâŠ.â
xtaled over 14 years ago
Not so funnyâŠ..
coffeeturtle over 14 years ago
What in the world happened in here?
(slowly backing out) :-D
tamron over 14 years ago
Puts out cookies, and hopes people will eat them instead of acting offended.
(then follows the coffee-turtle) :D
rogcbrand over 14 years ago
Iâm a Christian, and I have a sense of humor and I am certain God does too. Thereâs a huge difference between a hateful or disparaging cartoon and one that is light hearted and in no way negative.
I think this one is clever and Iâm sure Jesus would smile over it.
Linda Grose Premium Member over 14 years ago
JoeâŠ.from a lurker who is addicted to the toons and all of these wonderful comments and puns that make my dayâŠ..try being a LURKER cause as Mama used to say, if you donât have something nice to say, put your hands in your pockets instead of on the keyboardâŠ.
Linda Grose Premium Member over 14 years ago
JoeâŠ.from a lurker who is addicted to these toons and all the wonderful, funny comments and puns that make our dayâŠ.try being a LURKER cause as Mama used to say, if you donât have something nice to say, put your hands in your pockets instead of on the keyboard!
jpozenel over 14 years ago
âHow many of my readers would have the industry and application to memorize two thousand verses, even for a Dore Bible? And yet Mary had acquired two Bibles in this way â it was the patient work of two years â and a boy of German parentage had won four or five. He once recited three thousand verses without stopping; but the strain upon his mental faculties was too great, and he was little better than an idiot from that day forth ââ
from Mark Twainâs Tom SawyerUshindi over 14 years ago
I am NOT Hindu, but I have achieved great inner peace by always asking âWWJAJDDâ before I embark on any course of action. Then, of course, I do the exact opposite. This has never failed meâŠ
trekkermint over 14 years ago
what would cthulu do?
tsandl over 14 years ago
The Bible does say that God laughs. Of course, in each case, Heâs laughing at the defiance of the people Heâs about to destroy, but it does say He laughs.
Anyhow, I think âwalking on Walterâ is pretty funny.
Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
Which means, Joe, that you should be prepared to bear the consequences of your actions and words. You are apparently unbearable.
Mark Smithhisler Premium Member over 14 years ago
I just knew that this cartoon would draw some hateful comments.
I would say that people who canât stand a little light-hearted humor surrounding their religious icons are not very secure in their faith. Cristian, Muslim, Hindu or whatever.
There is a big difference between light-hearted humor and hateful mocking and if you canât distinguish between the two you probably shouldnât read the comics.
IMHO