Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for September 30, 2015

not one you can afford, no

My kind of suggestion. . .

You could hire one of those humans with an ultralight to lead you on to the promised land…

But don’t be tempted to hire a pelican. I recently watched the “Life” series episode “Birds.” Pelicans will eat other birds. I never knew that before.

i agree with the big bird.