Eek! by Scott Nickel for June 23, 2010

You know that’s an unanswerable question?

Well at least we know his answer to the question, “Have you stopped beating your wife?”.

NO! Let him have a little peace! If he’s in heaven, that question cannot be allowed!

… and the answer would remain the same: “No, the pants don’t make you look fat…”

since there are no consequences, he can tell the truth

….we can’t blame the pants”

I think she should ask him about that sweater

I don’t know how you manage to look so young, Dear. Sound of falling angel

Now he’s really dead meat.

He had better keep lying. She will show up eventually to make him pay!

NO. It’s not the pants that make you look fat, it’s the TWO CHEESEBURGERS AND LARGE FRIES,YOU HAVE FOR LUNCH THAT MAKES YOU LOOK FAT.

Let him answer it truthfully. What’s she gonna do about it? Kill him???

Thats a trick question even to the dead. If someone could figure out how to punish him even after death believe me his wife can.

No, but the lipstick is a little loud!