Herman by Jim Unger for October 16, 2015

“But these ones are almost as realistic as the plastic ones.”

Gee, they still make wooden fireplace logs ?

On a chilly October evening, nothing’s more relaxing than the smell of….burning plastic.

And cheap trees from the North Woods , no less.

She’d like a genuine reproduction, of an original copy, of an exact replica, of a plastic log !

Plastic ones don’t smell so much.

Sad thing is I can see this happening. Kind of like the imitation margarine.

“I want the genuine guaranteed imitation faux kind !”

so where’s the power cord jack for this log?