Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 16, 2015

“The thing about the women in these so-called ‘singles bars’: they’re always cheating on their boyfriends, or spouses!”

Maybe he is like a bad quarterback and never completes a pass.

Agreed sir.

Kind of like the “hamster wheel of pain.”

Just fall to the floor, gab your ankle and yell, “I think I broke something!” and see what happens. I worked for me!

And you get in trouble if you use your hands.

Maybe if you were looking where the sort of person you want to find tends to be?

Has anyone noticed that it appears to be two background characters of opposite gender talking, and the two foreground images are suffering a pickup misfire?

And the squirrel scores! The guy needs to grow a van dyke, that will do it. Either that or grow a bushy tail, apparently.

Hmmmm. I always used the 3-strikes rule: if I struck out 3 times, I would change bars before trying again. After 3 tries, I figured there was enough collateral damage to make any further attempts futile.