The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for October 13, 2015

You’re absolutely right, Joy! If it is elegant enough no one will notice that you are fat, ugly and stupid, either! Why didn’t I think of that?As to the heart sign, let me get this straight, at The Palm either underwear or proper attire is required.Note to self, Do NOT go down that path of discussion.

Magic Bars??? What does that do? Certainly not to loose weight.That purple sure makes Joy look fatter than she is. But that doesn’t bother her, it’s a complement. Patty sure looks speechless, like " OOOKAYYYY, whatever ma.." They don’t listen to her anyway.Burl’s sweat shirt must be special to be dry cleaned, or is it so stained the washer won’t get it clean anymore.

Poor Patty… The wall phone has two wires but no handset…. It figures… ! ! !

I take it you have never been to K-Mart or Walmart or out to eat at an Golden Corral or Old Country Buffet? You need to get out a little more.

It’s a good color for her. Hides tomato, cherry pie, and Big Red stains. And yes, it’s a sweat shirt. Of course, with Joy, everything is sweat something – sweat shirt, sweat pants, sweat socks, sweat underwear. It’s why Joy always has to rinse that bra. Happily, her excess sweating is so profuse as to keep washing away her natural B.O…. mostly…. kind of… at least enough that it can be overwhelmed by the enticing aroma of her personal imported signature two dollar a pint scent, Oh Dat Parfum. .Magic Bars are something she found at the Dollar Diddle store. “Magic Bars – They keep you feeling full and satisfied and able to resist temptations.” Already today, she’s eaten ten of them, enough of them to resist eating a large spaghetti dinner, two cheese burgers, a whole fried chicken and seven Klondike bars. (Okay. She did eat three Klondike bars, but she resisted the temptation to drive to the store to buy a 10-pack.) Imagine how many calories she’s saved. Now she can enjoy her lunch time visit to the Platinum Pig Buffet without guilt. .

Hi Crabby!

How does she know no one knows? I’m imagining Joy wandering around the restaurant asking people. Maybe she just asks Burl. He always gives the ‘right’ answer.

Poor Patty is looking like, I can’t believe I’m related to these disgusting people!

Yeah, I know, don’t write an blast me, because they are comfortable or you wear tennis shoes and there is nothing wrong with that, this just hit my “pet peeve button”