Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 23, 2015
October 22, 2015
October 24, 2015
Transcript:
Goat: What are you installing, Rat?
Rat: This new advanced software. It allows me to go online and buy beer.
Goat: What's advanced about that? You can go online and buy anything.
Rat: I'm hoping for a free nachos upgrade.
My niece likes a certain soda she can’t get where she lives so I have some sent to her around Christmas. The case costs 10 bucks and 20 to ship. Online beer would be as expensive.
I don’t drink. But today, while several cop cars were buzzing around the end of our parking lot near the mailboxes, which made anything I might do seem at least slightly suspicious, I went out and retrieved a large cardboard carton from Amazon and put it in my trunk. Would have been interesting if they’d stopped me and asked what was in it..It was a box of water. I’ve got a standing order for a case of a particular flavor every two months, and this had to be the day it arrived.
i think this may be an improvement on the murder mystery series where the detective inherits a dog that’s been trained to fetch beer from the fridge. impressive
BE THIS GUY about 9 years ago
I want that software!
Sherlock Watson about 9 years ago
I will now ask the question that’s on all our minds: What happens when he visits porn sites?
Kind&Kinder about 9 years ago
You’d need a new chip for that.
Alexander the Good Enough about 9 years ago
Oy! The next killer app! In just about every sense of the expression…
Artistinfo about 9 years ago
What else does one NEED if you have software like this?
Bilan about 9 years ago
It’s not the software, it’s the hardware.LCD: Liquid Coors Dispenser.
Sisyphos about 9 years ago
Nice app, but how versatile is it? How many brands of beer does it offer? Or is it only in beta-testing?
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 9 years ago
My niece likes a certain soda she can’t get where she lives so I have some sent to her around Christmas. The case costs 10 bucks and 20 to ship. Online beer would be as expensive.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 9 years ago
I know so many people who would want that software. But if you think Americans are overweight now …….
juicebruce about 9 years ago
So Rat got a “Star Trek” transporter……………..but does it make the transporter sound ?
Cameron1988 Premium Member about 9 years ago
I need to find that software
dadoctah about 9 years ago
I don’t drink. But today, while several cop cars were buzzing around the end of our parking lot near the mailboxes, which made anything I might do seem at least slightly suspicious, I went out and retrieved a large cardboard carton from Amazon and put it in my trunk. Would have been interesting if they’d stopped me and asked what was in it..It was a box of water. I’ve got a standing order for a case of a particular flavor every two months, and this had to be the day it arrived.
eddie6192 about 9 years ago
Amazon’s in trouble.
Carl Rennhack Premium Member about 9 years ago
I would like to think that hand belongs to either Bert or Harry Piel (remember them?)!
Darsan54 Premium Member about 9 years ago
NOW we’re talkin’ !!!!!!
Sandfan about 9 years ago
I’m still trying to wrap my head around the 3D printer, and now this? Oh, wondrous new world!
Sandfan about 9 years ago
Someone is going to have to pay royalties to Calvin. Remember the transmogrifier?
JB10000Lakes about 9 years ago
Our IT department would probably block that site….. ;- (
johndifool about 9 years ago
Now THAT’S a 3D printer that will make millions…
mammamoonbeam about 9 years ago
Beer, of course, is good, but a nice glass of Merlot, that would be something!
Number Three about 9 years ago
Andy Capp would love that! But a disadvantage would be that Andy isn’t in touch with the technology world.xxx
abbybookcase about 9 years ago
i think this may be an improvement on the murder mystery series where the detective inherits a dog that’s been trained to fetch beer from the fridge. impressive
bmonk about 9 years ago
But do they deliver?
rgcviper about 9 years ago
I miss Larry and the crocs, along with their “Zeeba Zeeba Eata” ways …
glowing-steak32 over 7 years ago
Oh, I wish…
whoo about 1 month ago
the television chocolate, or beer in thia case