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The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 12, 2015
October 11, 2015
October 13, 2015
Transcript:
Wilberforce: Hey, Pop, would you help me with my homework? Brutus: Of course. Wilberforce: Do you know the names of Columbus' three ships? Brutus: If memory serves, they were the Nina, the Pinta and the Mayflower!
Argythree over 9 years ago
Memory doesn’t serve
nosirrom over 9 years ago
Santa Maria! Where did he learn his history?
Plods with ...™ over 9 years ago
Missed it by that much…
flemmingo over 9 years ago
Looks like you have a little of oldtimers disease!
KEA over 9 years ago
[Sumner answers the phone while the girls are at a Christmas party]Richard Sumner: Hello? Santa Claus’s reindeer? Of course I can… let’s see, there’s Dopey, Grouchy, Sneezy, Sleepy, Happy, Bashful, Rudolph and Blitzen! You’re welcome!
ChessPirate over 9 years ago
So, the Pilgrims came over on… the Titanic? :-)
randolini Premium Member over 9 years ago
Don’t forget the Mexicans. We stoll Texas from them. Now the Tea Party owns Texas.
Triviaguy over 9 years ago
In the words of Marvin Lee Aday aka Meatloaf : “Two out of three ain’t bad!”
wiatr over 9 years ago
Typical.
rowf39 over 9 years ago
I was on one of them, but don’t remember which one.
whenlifewassimpler over 9 years ago
In 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue…..and you all know the rest….right???